A spear-shaped pillar of ice ripped through a blindingly white blanket of clouds at full speed, bringing with it a blistering gust of wind. It was followed by a gigantic wyvern with scaly skin the color of slate and its mouth agape, exposing an overbite of jagged, bone yellow teeth and a large, frost-covered, hickory tongue.
With a focused and menacing stare from its glowing sapphire eyes, the beast readied itself to fire off another pillar at the village directly beneath it.
However, before the dragon could release another blast, it was struck with a dynamic blow to its lower jaw, causing the deadly behemoth to turn sideways, reeling in pain.
The deliverer of this crushing attack was a muscular male with long and tousled auburn hair, a scruffy beard of the same color, skin like darkened bronze and a full suit of shining platinum armor, emblazoned with a coat of arms on the chest plate which contained the image of a griffin holding a sword in one claw and a halberd in the other.
The warrior jetted adeptly through the skies, unaided, hooting and hollering like a crazed cowboy.
"WHOOOOO! TAKE THAT YOU FLYING, WRETCHED FUCK!"
"Delroy?"
"What?"
"Calm yourself, please."
"Calm myself? I'M HAVING FUN!"
"Yeah, but you always get too hype during these moments. It's really cringey."
Delroy scoffs, "Whatever, Tanith. You're always a fuckin' spoilsport."
Tanith grunts, "You make it impossible to play online with you sometimes."
"Eh, log-off then if it bothers you that much. This game is how I unwind, and I'm not about to let you shit on my catharsis."
"Fuck you, Delroy. Have fun beating that damn dragon by yourself— without a Healer. Let me know how that works out for you."
"Whatevs, Tanith. Go suck a dick, bitch. Probably better at that than you are with healing anyway."
"Wow. You're really gonna talk to me like that? I'm your fuckin' sister, you asshole!"
Delroy snickers, "And you've always been a bitch. Ever since we were kids."
"I'm telling mom and dad!" Tanith screams.
"See? There's that bitch-made shit you've always done. Snitchin'." —Delroy shakes his head— "Some things never change."
"FUCK YOU, DEL! BYE!" Tanith roars loudly into the mic of her headset.
"Awwww, Tanni-Wanni— don't be like that. You know I love you. Don't you love me?" Delroy asks mockingly.
Tanith doesn't respond.
"Hello? Tanni?"
Delroy looks at the screen, alerted by the rectangular message box flashing in the bottom right corner.
<<USER TANNIWANNI03 HAS BEEN EXTRACTED>>
"She really logged-off…," Delroy says under his breath, tightly gripping his controller. "THIS FUCKIN' BITCH! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT THIS DAMN THING NOW?! FUCK!"
Delroy hits the 'EXTRACTION' button, ending his session.
Powering down his game system, he tosses the controller and lays back on his bed where he picks up his pillow and places it on his face to scream into it as loud as he can.
"BIIIIIIIIITCH!"
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